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A post-it pasted on my cpu said that gandalf will be leaving soon and that I should accompany him to the train station. So I closed all my desktop applications and head down the stairs to grab something to bite, on my way down, I smelled the aroma of freshly baked cockroaches. Hmm, yummy! So I hurried down and went straight to the kitchen where I saw Taylor Swift fixing her perm. I asked her about...
She handed the impetus, what a job.
she raised her hands trying to bolster the dying hangdog, but to no avail, FAILED. Their condemnations were too finessed, their positions so nuanced, THEY ARE TOO REFINED for her taste. Two cannot withstand a million and ten low blows, even mathematics can’t help. Now that he has passed away, she’s got no option but to submit. C’est la vie my dear friend, c’est la vie.
I heard you snore and made myself believed that it’s the most beautiful sound I’ve ever heard when in fact, my ears felt like convulsing from the loudness of your snuffling. I made myself believe. Yes, even if I felt like letting it all go. I made myself believe. Faith is something much deeper than love. You may not agree with me and I may not care. But what’s the point?...
Spit on my ube roll.
Mic check. Mic check. I was barely looking at the crowd, I was staring at the empty spot where you’re supposed to be but I guess the smoke signaled the fire and the ashes fell flat on my head, burning my greasy threads yet, I wasn’t alarmed. I was calm as the sea at night, I was serene as the early spring. Is this how the dogs bark? - Noisy yet perfectly still. - Focused and aiming....
Kill me with Arcoxia
It’s in the middle of the night yet the streets grow hotter. I wonder why. So the spoiled egg went out for a roll, I guess this would be the best time to lick the garbage clean. I’ve been eating dusts for days and I tell you, it taste better than Hawaiian Pizza or even Buffalo Wings. Haha, so did you just smell the sarcasm on every word? Man, I’m so hungry I think I can eat...
While I'm waiting for winter
Strap of blue Strap of red Strap of any hue. It amazes me how people grow thin by eating so much and I’m here sweating my ass off to shed a pound or two. Just like a movie star Maria, Maria Camille, Maria Camille
Rest my dear white wolf
If I was born and being used as a test subject on Aksakov’s time, he might not have discovered Psychokinesis. FOR I AM WHAT IT’S NOT. Determined. Persevere. FOCUSED. So thank me Alex Aksakov, without me, you’re nothing. Hahaha! Jk.
Puff the magic dragon
Small Green window popped Right Bottom part Gmail Myself Giddy Excited Tensed Amused Sleepy
What a wasted son of a man
There I was, in my pink colored pjs,standing in front of the mirror, inspecting my body covered with purple turning green spots. I cried a laugh, a half-hearted one when I saw this one, that’s so huge, I had mistaken it to be my nipple. “A three nippled girl, why not. ” I thought. Everything and anything is so weird now, you don’t know what’s normal and...
Lost between the queen and kryptonite
The dark, silent room is now filled with wild puns drinking tequilas. I can see them dancing with glow-in-the-dark sticks hanging by their tongues. I try to fight the sweat odor reaching in through my nostrils but it’s getting too hard to handle. And besides, mine’s too big and too accommodating. Damn! I’m drunk.. Not with liquor but with disgust. It’s been like this for...